You said you’re not going to that party because there’s gonna be hecka girls and something “bad” might happen and you’re trying to prevent that by not going but you’re over here saying you are and inviting girls to come. Wow. Just wow. That right there, just made me lose my trust for you. Jerk!

textposter:

If you’re not interested in dating me you should probably stop making eye contact with me because you’re sending the wrong message

I like the word “sauté”.
I might name my kid that.

So she called my phone and asked where i was, i told her i was in Canada. She asked me where my dad was and i told her that he’s in Canada with me. She didn’t believe me so she hanged up ): She called my dad’s phone and his phone was right next to me, so i answered it and we both just started laughing. I don’t know if you get it, but its whatevs!

happpynesss:

U.S.- Mexico Border